Parent Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Dads who knew the stupid group of friends in your late teens and early twenties were so essential to your parenting skills. That group of keg killers, buffet busters, knuckle draggers, and swaggy bros have made you ready. Sure you can't change a diaper yet, but you managed to sneak your drunk friend into his house while his mom and dad were watching their favorite episode of Game of Thrones. That's NSA-level espionage skills. Be proud and commemorate your squad with this glorious shirt. Worst case scenario this shirt is covered in your new kid's spit-up and poop in about 9 months. Be the envy of the baby shower from your bros at Texas Roadhouse.

"Being a parent is like taking care of a drunk person 13 years then a hungover person 5 years then paying for 4 years of rehab"

I size up from an XL to a 2XL since I like my shirts to hang a little looser. Shirt details are below.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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