Not a Dino Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Hey Dads, there are many disappointments in life. One of my disappointments happened in college. I was sitting in a World Literature class, daydreaming and doodling while the professor droned on about something we were supposed to read for the next class. I'm hearing the noise that Charlie Brown's teachers made when they were talking, until he says, "Oedipus Rex" which tuned me in real quick, because we weren't going to be read some dumb old play, we would get to read about dinosaurs. Now my collected knowledge at the time was the old Sid & Marty Krofft show, "Land of the Lost" so I was very confident in my paleontology knowledge. Boy was I wrong. I won't go into it, but Ancient Greece was messed up. (Pro-tip: READ THE SYLLABUS.)

I size up from an XL to a 2XL since I like my shirts to hang a little looser. Shirt details are below.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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